Let me paint me a picture; we're in a zombie apocalypse
There is no food left; everyone is going hungry
Then that goat, sitting on the side of the road
He ate all of the cans
People are going hungry
That goat really, that goat really
That goat really got your goat
A homeless man, sitting on the side of the road
(A homeless man? A homeless man!)
He had a can of food
He was feeling pretty hungry
Then that goat returned with such a menacing glare
He ate that can up and didn't leave anything for the homeless man
That goat really, that goat really
That goat really got your goat
But that goat gives us no hope
He really doesn't care
That goat gives us no hope cuz he's eating all the food
(Got your goat!)
Sometimes goats get thirsty for other goat's blood
As well as with a side of can to go along with the goat meal
(Why would a goat eat cans if there's only a few cans left?)
People need cans
They need CANS to eat food
Please, somebody? I- I think the goat... is outside my house. I only have... six... cans of food left. He's out for blood. This goat's out for blood, I swear to god. He's... he sharpened his teeth on all the cans he's eaten. I- I'm hearing stories that he goes for your throat and rips out your esophagus. And then he- he eats your intestines. And then he spits in your face. He eats you so bad you can't even have an open coffin at your funeral. He's gonna kill me, and then eat my cans. He's- I think he's coming in. *goat noises* Please somebody! Please, if you get this message, send help. *more evil goat noises* AHHHH! *noises of a goat eating a human* AHHH! UGH!! SOMEONE!! NOO! *goat munching* NO SOMEONE HELP ME-! *goat burping*
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